there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
no you cant smoke seaweed
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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