Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
A+ Viking dick
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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