Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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