Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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