Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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