Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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