I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
