with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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