I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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