YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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