just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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