i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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