I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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