Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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