so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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