what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
