i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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