it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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