We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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