I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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