Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I don't deserve a penis
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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