That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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