she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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