I cockslap morals
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just blew my weed a kiss
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.