just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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