I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
