I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she was so not down for the gang bang
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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