After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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