Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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