I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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