that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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