okay pat passed out under dana's car
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Can I color on your dick again?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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