also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
