we're blogging at a bar
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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