Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
if only i could text you this smell
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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