oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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