it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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