4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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