HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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