This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The Olympian is in my bed
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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