Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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