4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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