I like to think it a success when the cops are called
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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