How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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