Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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