You're so nebulous sometimes
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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