Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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