I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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