so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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