To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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