Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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