I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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