they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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