Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Alive.
So much puke
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Randomize
