I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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